Pickup lines
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Be unique and different, say yes.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
Do you want an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a steak you would be well done.
If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Hey, I lost my phone number… Can I have yours?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.