When there's a will, there's a won't.
I used to meditate a lot, but now I only do it every now and zen.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
The guitarist passed out on stage, he must have rocked himself to sleep.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes. I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.
Сделаешь человеку комплимент насчет усов,а она обиделась...
xxx: Мне сейчас прислали файл JPEG.RAR, а внутри у него JPEG.BMP.